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A trooper pulls over a priest and immediat...
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kep...
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with or...
A woman walks into a library and asked if ...
My boss told me to have a good day.. so I ...
I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with ...
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to...
I proposed to my ex-wife. But she said no....
Women really know how to hold a grudge. My...
What can you catch, but never throw? A co... Premium content
Why was the math book sad? It had too man... Premium content
Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. ... Premium content
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can... Premium content
How do you get an astronaut's baby to stop... Premium content
Why did the student eat his homework? Bec... Premium content
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. ... Premium content
Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? Becau... Premium content
What do you call a fake noodle? An impast... Premium content
Why did the teddy bear not ask for dessert... Premium content
Why was the broom late? It over-swept!... Premium content
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!... Premium content
What gets wetter the more that it dries? ... Premium content
Where do pencils come from? Pennsylvania!... Premium content
How do you keep a bull from charging? Tak... Premium content
What did the traffic light say to the car?... Premium content
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls go. ... Premium content
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. ... Premium content
What's the difference between a guitar and... Premium content
What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-ke... Premium content
Why did the boy throw a stick of butter ou... Premium content
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. ... Premium content
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage... Premium content
How do you make an octopus laugh? With te... Premium content
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants... Premium content
What did one snowman say to the other snow... Premium content
What does the ocean do when it sees its fr... Premium content
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. B... Premium content
What animal can you always find at a baseb... Premium content
Which hand is it better to write with? Ne... Premium content
What kind of room doesn't have doors? A m... Premium content
How can you make a tissue dance? Put a li... Premium content
Why do vampires seem sick all the time? B... Premium content
Knock, knock! Who's there? Annie. ... Premium content
What did the buffalo say when his little b... Premium content
Why couldn't the pony sing "Happy Birthday... Premium content
What does a rain cloud wear under her dres... Premium content
Knock, knock! Who's there? Hatch. ... Premium content
Why do bicycles fall over? Because they'r... Premium content
What did one eye say to the other eye? Be... Premium content
Where do cows go on Friday nights? They g... Premium content
Why did the picture go to prison? Because... Premium content
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer? Because ... Premium content
Doctor: "Do you do sports?" Patient: "D... Premium content
It has four legs and it can fly, what is i... Premium content
A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off th... Premium content
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in t... Premium content
"My wife suffers from a drinking problem."... Premium content
Policeman: I'm very sorry, sir, but it loo... Premium content
On a mountain trip a man falls down into a... Premium content
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of t... Premium content
Doctor: "I've found a great new drug that ... Premium content
Man to his priest: "Yesterday I sinned wit... Premium content
One company owner asks another: "Tell me, ... Premium content
One of the most wonderful things in life i... Premium content
Boy complains to his father: You told me t... Premium content
Husband: Wow, honey, you look really diffe... Premium content
A husband and a wife sit at the table, hav... Premium content
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the ... Premium content
Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me wha... Premium content
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, on... Premium content
Doctor: You're obese. Patient: For that... Premium content
"Can you please hold my hand?" A mother as... Premium content
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant mars... Premium content
I got another letter from this lawyer toda... Premium content
Dentist: "This will hurt a little." Pat... Premium content
An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag o... Premium content
Job interviewer: "And where would you see ... Premium content
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patie... Premium content
My old aunts would come and tease me at we... Premium content
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a t... Premium content
A woman and her husband stop at a dentist'... Premium content
How do crazy people go through the forest?... Premium content
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A ... Premium content
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed peo... Premium content
Why do blind people hate skydiving? It sca... Premium content
When you look really closely, all mirrors ... Premium content
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lo... Premium content
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows... Premium content
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. Af... Premium content
Sometimes it is very important if a senten... Premium content